Close to Home by John McPherson for July 04, 2022

There’s no way you get me on that ride.

When they said it was the thrill of a lifetime, they were not kidding.

you should see where it goes on it’s lowest dip…it is a much hotter place!

Heavenly ride

Maybe I could see my mom! (and others)

World’s highest and Bleeb climbed to the top….Good job!

Just save me a trip and leave me there. I’d be dead by the time we stopped.

And they’re all airing out their armpits.

Just stop the ride and let me off. I wanna stay here in the land of seagull wings and hospital gowns.

Hang in there kids. We’ll see you on the other side.

Well, you don’t have to worry about dying, because you’re already dead. That’s how you got there in the first place.

Heavenly experience

The next big coaster will also plunge into the depths of H-e-l-l.

It would be more fun if the roller coaster goes through he*l.

Taller than the Tower of Babel.

What? no men in heaven?

New meaning to the words, “Stairway To Heaven”…..

But you don’t want to know what is at the bottom…

Watch your fingers Bleeb or whatever it is you have at the end of your arms.

And they had a near death experience.

Hey I can see my house from up here

Bleeb, that is not a safe place to be.

What goes up…. Devil

I have to say I like to look for the little bug, sometimes more than I like the humor.

I’ve always assumed that Heaven is another dimension.

I’m thinking the Defiance coaster in Glenwood Springs, CO will give this one a run for its money:

https://www.glenwoodcaverns.com/thrill-rides/defiance-coaster/