Close to Home by John McPherson for June 28, 2022

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    allen@home  3 months ago

    Surprise, surprise.

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    David_the_CAD  3 months ago

    just tweak them a little.

    I wish you were here instead of me.

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    C  3 months ago

    They should consider a fire sale

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    the snack section better have Red Hots!

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    They’re in the right place to have chestnuts.

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    And chocolate is all melted!

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    Wilde Bill  3 months ago

    There are a few people I’d sent them to. I see no reason to wait until I’m dead to do it.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    I can think of a few people I would send those cards to, if I knew where they were. I expect the underworld would have certain information resources.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  3 months ago

    “Wish you were here instead of me”

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    Copy-&-Paste  3 months ago

    Poor Bleeb. I never expected to see him down there. RIP fella…

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    jbduncan  3 months ago

    Cards by Dante?

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Well at least the saunas will be working, lol

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    neucanaan  3 months ago

    I don’t know why the “Wish You Were Here” cards aren’t popular – I’ve been telling people for years they should go there.

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    Prey  3 months ago

    Can´t understand that, if I am there, I want EVERYBODY to be there except accountants, politicians and lawyers – I mean H**l is H**l but you have to draw the line somewhere.

    I had to use * because THAT word is banned!

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    scpandich  3 months ago

    “As Henry Van Cleve’s soul passed over the Great Divide, he realized that it was extremely unlikely that his next stop could be Heaven. And so, philosophically, he presented himself where innumerable people had so often told him to go.”

    Heaven Can Wait (1943)

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    ralphb  3 months ago

    They’d send one to Nancy Pelosi, but she’ll be there soon enough.

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    Chris  3 months ago

    can’t imagine why. ;)

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    HOTLOTUS1  3 months ago

    one good thing is all the ladies are hot

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    Znox11  3 months ago

    Considering the current state of US politics, I would think those would be the best sellers.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Classic sales strategy. If you don’t have what they want, make them want what you have. Move the cards to the office supplies section under the “Bosses Day” reminder.

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    mfrasca  3 months ago

    What have we found?

    The same old fears

    Wish you were here

    - Waters / Gilmour

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    Eric Klein  3 months ago

    Should change it to “awaiting your arrival”

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’ll take a couple of “go straight to”, and two or three “see you in”, and few “no way in”…

    … also, I guess I can return all these “you first” cards.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Despite their best intentions, most people will end up there unfortunately.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago

    “A Dying man couldn’t make up his mind which place to go to — both have their advantages, “heaven for climate, he!! for company!” – Mark Twain

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    Gandalf  3 months ago

    I don’t know… Seems they’d send them to their enemies!

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    I can’t believe that the people that would end up there wouldn’t lots of people that should be there.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Every time I ask Patsnozzle to pick out a card for someone, he looks at me like I’ve told him to go there!!!!!! :)

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    rbullfogg  3 months ago

    Is that the other one? Blop?

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    schaefer jim  3 months ago

    How are the get well cards doing?

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    sperry532  3 months ago

    Michael: Jason. This is the Bad Place. Of course there’s a Gift Shop. (The Good Place)

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    Buckeye67  3 months ago

    I always thought misery loves company.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    I would have thought the ‘Wish You Were Here’ card would be a hot seller!

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    Ronald Warren Premium Member 3 months ago

    A gift shop in “He!!.” Hahaha…

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