Close to Home by John McPherson for May 22, 2022

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    Oscar the Grouch, meet Testy the Crab!

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    C  3 months ago

    You might want to step to the side here

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    Copy-&-Paste  3 months ago

    Boys reply: “…sort of like that tight dress you’re wearing mom?”

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member 3 months ago

    They’re going to make a good chunk of coin after they kill that crab and sell the meat and legs.

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    derdave969  3 months ago

    I’m guessing John has recently watched Attack of the Crab Monsters.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    The one that got away….

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    Prey  3 months ago

    The one in the bin looks a bit, well, crabby.

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    jbduncan  3 months ago

    Just keep dumping more toxic waste into the oceans.

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    Bob Blumenfeld  3 months ago

    Dalcon alert!

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Real estate must be booming for them

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Eh, that’s nothin’! I saw one the other day that was so big, he had an upside down dumpster as a shell! Okay, maybe it wasn’t a dumpster… but it was the size of a storage bin! Okay, maybe it wasn’t a storage bin, but it was the size of a… a large cardboard box! Okay, maybe it wasn’t all that big, but it was big!

    Okay, I didn’t really see one, I just wanted to be a part of this! It was pretty funny! A crab so big he’s using a trash can!

    I have to get off the computer again!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Yeah, coconut crabs, OMG!

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    the lost wizard  3 months ago

    Dalcon is cheering him on. :)

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Guy’s been around a long time….

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    scpandich  3 months ago

    So it is just coincidence that Dalcon’s here, or is he and the giant crab working together?

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Wait til Red Lobster gets a load of him.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Look out, Bleeb!!! Here comes Dalcon, and he’s got a friend!

    Did they tell you what happened to their Sea Monkeys????? The hot tub, toilet and jacuzzi are all off limits. :)

    I suspect some of you people might know CrazeeKatLady. She is working on a lovely chess set that can be seen at

    It’s the first 4 pictures in the gallery. Enjoy!


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    MissyTiger  3 months ago

    He’s just crabby that they were too shellfish to fork over the clams for a decent abalone.

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    ars731  3 months ago

    Flashbacking to Goosebumps there

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    DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago

    Huh, well, they’ve made a horror movie about just about everything else, so why not?

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    WDD  about 1 month ago

    Is that Hawthorne’s enforcer from “Sherman’s Lagoon”?

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