Hi Bleeb, at least you’re not a bug even though some people call you that.I wonder how many creative ways of offing a bug there are. John certainly forgot the good old windshield. Weapon of mass destruction for bugs.
I’m disappointed that there’s no “Exploded”, every time I see a commercial on television for Raid bug spray, they will spray the bug with Raid and then the bug yells: “RAID”… then explodes.
Leojim over 2 years ago
Well I guess it’s a bug’s Life!
Hi Bleeb, at least you’re not a bug even though some people call you that.I wonder how many creative ways of offing a bug there are. John certainly forgot the good old windshield. Weapon of mass destruction for bugs.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Sent by Snail Mail no doubt! Though a flea mail would work too!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
LOL! Good one!
paul over 2 years ago
Best not to bug him.
Znox11 over 2 years ago
Ironically, I’ve found that a greeting card is perfectly sized for swatting flies.
Aficionado over 2 years ago
Excellent work, Mr McPherson!!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
So, that splat on my windshield is a Hallmark greeting. Nice.
geese28 over 2 years ago
“Smushed” would sell out in days…..I’d also be broke as well
Dobie Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m disappointed that there’s no “Exploded”, every time I see a commercial on television for Raid bug spray, they will spray the bug with Raid and then the bug yells: “RAID”… then explodes.
Hmm, now I have an urge to see exploding bugs!
cactusbob333 over 2 years ago
More cards available on the web.
comixbomix over 2 years ago
Shouldn’t there be sections for “Venus Fly Trap”, and “Chameleons/Toads” as well?
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Too late for sympathy if you’ve been exterminated.
jbduncan over 2 years ago
Cards delivered by dragon flies. The helicopters of the insect world.
Alverant over 2 years ago
Are the cards just for human-caused deaths or is there another section for spiders, birds, frogs, etc?