Close to Home by John McPherson for September 19, 2021

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    allen@home  2 months ago

    Sorry Doug that doesn’t work. I know i’ve tried it.

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    RobertRomero  2 months ago

    Anyone who believes that is an idiot.

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    parallel2 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Doug has a handicap alright.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 2 months ago

    Reminds me of the times I used to fall asleep listening to Morse code learning tapes with a cassette player and an old pillow speaker.

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    whahoppened  2 months ago

    This is doomed to failure, the ads are stronger than the lessons.

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    eromlig  2 months ago

    But it might cause his wife to take a mulligan.

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    We used to call this “learning by osmosis” – except it would involve putting a textbook (or notes) under your pillow.

    Technically, “learning by diffusion” would be more accurate: Information/knowledge would go from an area of high concentration (in the book) to an area of low concentration (inside one’s head).

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    Technicholls  2 months ago

    Careful playing on the lamp cord Bleeb ole buddy.

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    Michael G.  2 months ago

    Doug is an imbecile.

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    joe piglet Premium Member 2 months ago

    If Doug cannot here his wife and gets a better sleep, then his game could be better. Sound scientific to me.

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    lannydstrain  2 months ago

    Bleeb certainly has observed a great deal of bizarre behavior while on the run from Dalcon.

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    jbduncan  2 months ago

    Now, if you said it would cure COVID some people would believe it.

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    wongo  2 months ago

    I taped issues of Playboy around my head. Guess what I learned ?

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    … CRAP! I taped the wrong book to my head!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hey, that looks like a good idea. I will try that with my “How to win friends and influence people” book.

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    mikeyman  2 months ago

    The only lessons I learned through osmosis was don’t wake up dad from his nap, transmitted via his hand to my glutes.

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    PoodleGroomer  2 months ago

    I slept with study books on my head and you need bourbon to speed the absorption,

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    CrzyDyeman  2 months ago

    He could always sit on them and learn by a$$mosis

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    paranormal  2 months ago

    Who’s idiotic idea was that? Burl Penny???

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    scpandich  2 months ago

    Bleeb is happy he’s evaded Dalcon, who is clearly irate over Bleeb’s escape.

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    Buckeye67  2 months ago

    I don’t know if Bleeb is jumping for joy or having a good laugh at Doug.

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    retpost  2 months ago

    I still believe the one with hair is female,

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    kaycstamper  2 months ago

    I only wish that worked. However, I’ve heard of people playing classical music to their unborn baby to teach them music! I think that was the case with Dino, who sat down at the piano and started playing at the age of three! He was amazing!

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    kaycstamper  2 months ago

    I wish that worked! However, I’ve heard of people playing music to their unborn child…see Dino Kartsonakis story!

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    Rabies65  2 months ago

    2 words: Encyclopedia Britannica.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    I’m sure his friends are having a good laugh over this one.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 2 months ago

    Watch somebody try this with a Kindle. Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!!! You sure look happy today. Have you got killer dust bunnies under the bed waiting for Dalcon??? Have a good one Bleeb!!!!!!!!! :)

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    PuppyPapa  2 months ago

    It must be true, he read it on The Internet.

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    tung cha cha cha  2 months ago

    I see two critters hiding in the toon.

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    geese28  2 months ago

    Perhaps I should try this with a cooking magazine

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    PAR85  2 months ago

    I doubt it.

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    rzander906  2 months ago

    unfortunately, i drool when i sleep and now have a tattoo of bryson dechambeau on my cheek….such as the ones from cracker jack….

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