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Close to Home by John McPherson for September 16, 2021

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    nomad  2 months ago

    That would be a 100% match on a dating app.

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    TStyle78  2 months ago

    I bet he can out sleep her.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 2 months ago

    Bleeb is peeping from a distance.

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    OK! OK! I’ll check back with you in 20 years.

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    scpandich  2 months ago

    Hi, Bleeb!

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Did we miss dessert?

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    Lotus  2 months ago

    Good one, John M.

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    geese28  2 months ago

    Some pillows and a night table would be nice, waiter

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    Michael G.  2 months ago

    Narcoleptics Unanimous!

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    Jaymi Cee Premium Member 2 months ago

    Gold digger! She’s only with him for his compound interest.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Wow, their sleeping together on the first date. A union made in heaven, by the sandman.

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    LeeYoung Premium Member 2 months ago

    I think he misunderstood when she said that she wanted to ‘go to bed’ on their first date? I hope that he doesn’t feel *Rip*’d’ off

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Oh, and this glass of wine is from that little fella over at the bar… weird hat and clothes… says his name is Sleepy.”

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    raybarb44  2 months ago

    Definitely have a lot in common……

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    mwksix  2 months ago

    Whoever wakes up first gets stuck with the check!

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    paranormal  2 months ago

    How about some espresso infused wine???

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    Lightpainter  2 months ago

    Espresso injections are needed.

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    the lost wizard  2 months ago

    We need Prince Charming to break up this date.

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    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    And then she discovered that the photo he had posted on the dating site was several decades old.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    And I thought this was a testimony of how bad the service is at this place.

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    tinstar  2 months ago

    That date looks like a real sleeper.

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    jbduncan  2 months ago

    Well, the computer found some commonalities. Where are the dwarfs?

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