Close to Home by John McPherson for June 25, 2021

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    allen@home  5 months ago

    I can go along with this.

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    oldpine52  5 months ago

    Throw the rest of the tele-marketers and the guy who invented robo-calls.

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    Leojim  5 months ago

    Just replace jerks with whatever you like and hope for the best. Would it be those blank voters?

    The powers to be (not particularly those seen in government) love to foster the hate.

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    Rumball Premium Member 5 months ago

    Hell is too good for them!

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    Strob  5 months ago

    I see Bleeb has no particular affinity for the human race.

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    STEPUP  5 months ago

    I got one of those calls just this week!!

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    charliefarmrhere  5 months ago

    About time! They deserve it!

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    Baarorso  5 months ago

    After years of having us on “the hot seat”, they’re getting a taste of their own medicine.;D

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    Wilde Bill  5 months ago

    You mean a wing separate from the rest of the telemarketers?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago

    Why limit it to just car warranties?

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    Qiset  5 months ago

    Hmmm, I thought those calls originated in hell.

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    Nate England  5 months ago

    Put the robocall over the PA. They have to listen to it repeatedly.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Make sure there phones ring at least 8 times a day and keep ringing until answered along with a baby shark ring tone!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 5 months ago

    The latest is I’m eligible to get my college loan debt paid off. That is fantastic as I never had any!!

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sell them bogus fire insurance…

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    David Henderson  5 months ago

    I tell them I do not own a car and hang up.

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    bkybl Premium Member 5 months ago

    I see Bleeb is doing his part, carrying a tiny trident.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    I get about 6-10 calls a day, and 2-3 are the same, within 10 minutes, (baby powder, social security)!! I have gone as far as NOT answering my phone, ever, and turning OFF answering machine. It’s an annoying invasion of privacy and don’t know why they’re allowed by law. Between the tracking from Alexa, iPads, cells… TV, we all live in a fishbowl, no matter, they find us!

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    jbduncan  5 months ago

    If only this was true!

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    Jeffin Premium Member 5 months ago

    I knew there was a special place….

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    lazycat  5 months ago

    Looks like hell remodeled the caveman Uber guy’s place.

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    geese28  5 months ago

    Yeah those guys are annoying and the gullible mind are easy prey for them. These auto warranties punks make telemarketers look like missionaries

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    Amra Leo  5 months ago

    I’ma thinkin’ that should include people like the woman who called me at 5:30 in the morning, claiming to be from “Windows Customer Service”, telling me my computer was infected with a virus. I’ve been running Linux for over 15 years…

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    sobrown51  5 months ago

    It’s a hell we would all celebrate.

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    Smokie  5 months ago

    I asked one caller how he feels about being cursed at and hung up on so much and he cried.

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    bbbmorrell  5 months ago

    hell is too good for them. particularly a new part, give them a run down part of hell

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    COL Crash  5 months ago

    Hopefully the word will get around what’s in store for this assault and the number of those fools will decrease substantially.

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    paulscon Premium Member 5 months ago

    I get two or three calls a day from car warranty and auto insurance mostly. All robo calls. Can’t block the numbers because they never use the same numbers twice. I think my mistake was listing my number on the “do not call” list.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 5 months ago

    I get one a day for that. Now Stacy is leaving a call back number.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    I hope you keep that wing separate from the rest of hell, cause that’s where all my friends are.

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    DennisMiddlebrooks  5 months ago

    The adjacent wing is for the ambulance chaser lawyers!

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    namelocdet  5 months ago

    I’ve gotten three of those calls just today. All from “Unknown” numbers so I can’t block them.

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    The Orange Mailman  5 months ago

    It looks too small.

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    scpandich  5 months ago

    Just as we saw earlier this week, Bleeb likes to help out.

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    PuppyPapa  5 months ago

    I’m getting those in the MAIL now!

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    crazeekatlady  5 months ago

    My car is a ‘99. I get calls that my new car warranty is about to expire. And that I’m eligible for student loan repayment help. Those were paid off in ’03. Is there a special place for them too?

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    gary812abc  5 months ago

    Must be a big wing.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’m surprised to see how many readers answer incoming calls.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’m all for this! Thanks John ♥

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    rbullfogg  5 months ago

    They definitely are deserving of their own wing!

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