Close to Home by John McPherson for May 09, 2021

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    Leojim  3 months ago

    I can’t find Bleeb, how can that be. Sound the Horn Wa-oooo……Arrrrrooooooo!

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    Nate England  3 months ago

    (Ricola style) Goooo…to beeeeeed!

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    Unless she had a sore throat…Ricola!

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    Wilde Bill  3 months ago

    He had to use his alpenhorn because he couldn’t find his didgeridoo.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Jason plays a Swiss Alphorn and for Swiss people is valid what Orson Welles said:

    “Do you know what that fellow said? In Italy under the Borgias, for thirty years, they had assassinations, wars, terror and massacres, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of peace and democracy, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clocks.”

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    She’s Polish, idiot! Soulda brought a Suka.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    He did attract some large mammals, though.

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    Studebaker Hoch  3 months ago

    Babinski. Are they in the Polish Alps?

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    We get Banna Abinski

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    paul  3 months ago


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    adwilson29108  3 months ago

    look in the window

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago


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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    When he told her his plan, she heard “I’ll pine for you tonight”, and said “fine, go ahead”.

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    Jml58  3 months ago

    When serenading under your sweetheart´s window, be sure you have the right adress.

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    BigShell Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bleeb is at the garage window, trying to get away from the noise!

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    spaceagesoul  3 months ago

    I think this would be better than a didgeridoo. This sounds like a fog horn, a didgeridoo would make her think her house is haunted.

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    jbduncan  3 months ago

    Cops will be here soon.

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 3 months ago

    Play that funky music white boy.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago


    Oh wait, that’s a vegetable! Then what the heck was that cough drop commercial!

    Ricola, that’s it… it was Ricola!

    Now… what is that horn called…. Matterhorn? Nope, that’s a mountain.

    Alp Horn! That’s it… it’s an Alp Horn!

    Whew! I still have some memory! Thanks Red Bull…. I thought I was gonna have to go to the Google there for a minute.

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Timing seems bad, but not a bad thought to try and impress her. At least it was novel….

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    thelost wizard  3 months ago

    He clearly didn’t understand what being really horny meant.

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    MIHorn Premium Member 3 months ago

    I played an alphorn once — very similar sound to a modern French horn. There are lots of YouTube videos of alphorn players and ensembles. Recommended listening. (Incidentally, the later Ricola commercials replaced the genuine sound with an electronic “tuba” sound. Irritating.)

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    Perkycat  3 months ago

    I think he is full of hot air!

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    I can see why she wasn’t attracted to him, it’s obvious he’s a yodeler.

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    chetripley  3 months ago

    That’s because instead of wooing, he was wa-oooing

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Whatever to throwing a pebble at a girl’s window to get her attention?

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    Is that regular-size, or just a little big horn?

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