Close to Home by John McPherson for April 17, 2021


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    allen@home  about 2 months ago

    The bullets holes might have worked. If it wasn’t for the termites.

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    Wilde Bill  about 2 months ago

    Why are there dead bodies down here?

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    ronaldspence  about 2 months ago

    You should have told them the hole truth, now they are let down and floored with the revelation!…

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    admiree2  about 2 months ago

    Don’t give up Ms. Ziff. Considering the seller’s market in many areas now, they might want to think about an offer on this quaint little fixer-upper.

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    russef  about 2 months ago

    Real estate agents. And they claim Bernie Madoff is dead.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    I’m afraid this deal has fallen through.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    Did they just lose on Ellen’s Game of Games?

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 months ago

    Going dooooooown

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    joe piglet Premium Member about 2 months ago

    This would still start at $400,000 where I live.

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    Budman 2  about 2 months ago

    Another vacation week John ?

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 months ago


    … ooh look! I found a quarter down here!”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    …and there goes the market. Typical.

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    jbduncan  about 2 months ago

    Lowest bid works on this one.

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    P51Strega  about 2 months ago

    The Real-estate market had been booming, but then the bottom dropped out.

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Flip or Flop, literally!

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    htenhoeve  about 2 months ago

    that’s the kind of realtor I had

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    thelost wizard  about 2 months ago

    Easy access to the lower level.

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    raybarb44  about 2 months ago

    There goes that sale…..

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    geese28  about 2 months ago

    Looks like the house from Home Alone 2

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    BHALL77801  about 2 months ago

    And they find a ton of cash and jewels in the basement!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Secret entrance to Capone’s vault?

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    Leojim  about 2 months ago

    Having spent 20 years working with Realtors, I have come to the conclusion that most are about on the same par as car salesman and politicians.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    That’s one way to show them the morgue.

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    charliefarmrhere  about 2 months ago

    Must have been termite bullet holes?

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It’s a holey sanctuary.

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