Close to Home by John McPherson for April 17, 2021

The bullets holes might have worked. If it wasn’t for the termites.

Why are there dead bodies down here?

You should have told them the hole truth, now they are let down and floored with the revelation!…

Don’t give up Ms. Ziff. Considering the seller’s market in many areas now, they might want to think about an offer on this quaint little fixer-upper.

Real estate agents. And they claim Bernie Madoff is dead.

I’m afraid this deal has fallen through.

Did they just lose on Ellen’s Game of Games?

Going dooooooown

This would still start at $400,000 where I live.

Another vacation week John ?

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”

… ooh look! I found a quarter down here!”

…and there goes the market. Typical.

Lowest bid works on this one.

The Real-estate market had been booming, but then the bottom dropped out.

Flip or Flop, literally!

that’s the kind of realtor I had

Easy access to the lower level.

There goes that sale…..

Looks like the house from Home Alone 2

And they find a ton of cash and jewels in the basement!

Secret entrance to Capone’s vault?

Having spent 20 years working with Realtors, I have come to the conclusion that most are about on the same par as car salesman and politicians.

That’s one way to show them the morgue.

Must have been termite bullet holes?

It’s a holey sanctuary.