Close to Home by John McPherson for April 14, 2021

And yet you still passed

No one willing to sit through a 4-hour psychological evaluation is sane.

That’s not a crazy idea at all! I think most people would be psyched to try it’

From that science thing religion?

So far, no one has passed the evaluation.

Four hours? I can fake it.

There would be no candidates!

Halfway through the questions they register at “YouthinkIamcrazywellyouareinsane.com”.

Required to undergo a four hour psych evaluation before they can even sign up? = That’s in-sane.

4 hrs? At the end of the test it will have driven you insane!

I remember, back in the early Oughts, I tried one of those dating sites. Filled out a fifty-question survey, and was told they had “Zero Matches.”

Disheartening, that.

Probably the smallest dating sight in America, maybe the world.

These day, a very under populated site.

My ex passed a year and a half evaluation.

That would drive me batty.

Psychopaths can easily pass these “tests”.

M’eh, I got nuthin’….

OOH, WAIT! I think I just had a….nope, nope that was sump’n else!

Sometimes random crap just flies through my head! A lot of times, whenever I think that an amusing anecdote is flying through my head, it turns out that it’s just a phone number, or maybe a bill I forgot to pay, or sump’n like that!

This is day 3 of 2011 reruns, so McPherson must be on a “REAL” vacation, instead of a “cartoonists vacation”, ‘cause he sure as heck ain’t repairin’ my fence like he’s supposed ta be doin’…シ

Be sure to add a criminal background check as a backup…..

They’ll clean up. Sorry, that’s Sani-date.

That’s what they are going to do for gun purchase!

Sounds like a good idea!

Well, I guess this no site for a wild and crazy guy.

I’m not crazy, I’m eccentric.

And that’s to rule out any cereal killers that might be lurking.

And just the psychos are allowed to join.

Ha. This is a good thing. My soon to be ex-wife is like freaking nuts. When I started dating I had my friend (a Psychologist with their now practice) screen the woman who is now my girlfriend.

So far it’s worked out pretty well.

Wish it was available for everyone.

Here is a man’s take on women and dating. Enjoy. Most of my female friends have agreed wholeheartedly with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=incSwssUyp4

Good, I hope it teaches people how to recognize catfish.

And you are left with – one, retired, gentlemanly professor.

If I could pass a psychological examination I wouldn’t be joining a dating site to try to find a mate.

It’s probably good that GoComics doesn’t require that.

I thought the date WAS the 4 hour psychological evaluation