Close to Home by John McPherson for April 12, 2021

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    allen@home  6 months ago

    Back in the day with pumps the had on off handle on the side. After filling up i would turn the pump off then squeeze the handle and let the last little bit dribble into the tank.

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    How much would it cost to empty one gas tank at a filling station.

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    Isn’t of getting squeezed at the pump they do the squeezing? Good strategy

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Talk about sponging….

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Actually, that looks like fun. …pathetic, me.

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    geese28  6 months ago

    Shake every last drop into the tank. Norman Stansfield voice EVERYONE!!!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Time for some more wisdom from Ol’ Grampa…

    When I was a little guy, I wanted to ask my Grampa a question, and he was at the age where his memory was a little fuzzy, and I was at the age where I pretty much never knew what I was asking when I did it, but did it anyway, so I said:

    “Grampa, can I ask you a question?”

    Ol’ Grampa said: “Well, my memory’s not so good, but I’ll give it my best shot… ask away!”

    I said: “um, if your memory is not so good, then how do you and Grandma always get along so good?”

    He said: “Well, my memory’s not so good, so I guess I’ve forgotten some of the things we’ve done throughout the years that made our life together good…

    … and heck, there were so many things that it would be hard to put a number to ‘em…

    … which made it hard to keep track of ‘em…

    … so, I’d have to say the most important thing is that I remembered not to forget ‘em! Now… go ahead and ask your question!”

    I said: “um, I think I already asked it!”

    He said: “Well, my memory’s not so good, did I answer it?”

    I said: “I don’t know… now I don’t remember!”

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    The dude is totally creeping looking -like he escaped from a Goonies movie!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member 6 months ago

    No Bleeb, Argor, or Dalcon today, but if you look closely at the bottom right of the yellow paint, you can see two antennas, I wonder who that might be

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    gordrogb Premium Member 6 months ago

    We used to tell the attendant to “drain the hose” to get every last drop.

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    scpandich  6 months ago

    It’s a Bleebless Monday. :(

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    mrluke00  6 months ago

    Thank you bought Biden,

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    lannydstrain  6 months ago

    I couldn’t find Bleeb. Perhaps Dalcon “offed him” yesterday?

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