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Close to Home by John McPherson for April 10, 2021

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    Baarorso  7 months ago

    That’s a real “crack up” if you ask me.;-D

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    parallel2 Premium Member 7 months ago

    If he only would’ve gone over easy he wouldn’t be so scrambled now.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 7 months ago

    And tie, and shoes, & …

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    ronaldspence  7 months ago

    What started as a bad yoke turned into a shattering experience

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    TStyle78  7 months ago

    Is that how that saying started?

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    SheMc  7 months ago

    Oh dear Humpty, the kings men & horses are on their way but I fear they won’t be able to help!!!

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    That’s what can happen when you stand too close.

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    danholt Premium Member 7 months ago

    More like his shoes…

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Ew! I hate runny yolk!

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    flemmingo  7 months ago

    Bleeb can’t look at the horror of Humpty cracked!

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    vacman  7 months ago

    You think you’ve got it bad…?

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    zerotvus  7 months ago

    scrambled eggs anyone?

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    joe piglet Premium Member 7 months ago

    A dozen egg-calent replies when I entered this one.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Ten egg jokes in ten seconds. GO!

    Egg-splain yourself

    I use the egg-spress lane

    eggspresso’s are eggcellent

    The doctor egg-zamined me

    Eat to many eggs, you get eggzema

    Get lots of eggs-ersize

    What’s that eggs-pression on your face

    Eggs marks the spot

    My head needs to be egg-zamined

    Now I’m eggs-hausted

    NEXT!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Splatter is a thing dude. Better hoof it before the authorities show up and start asking the guy on the ground what happened and he says “Some one pushed me.”. ..can you prove it wasn’t you?

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    Caught Sleeping  7 months ago

    The yolks on you

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    Herd of Turtles  7 months ago

    The hard boiled detective should be here in about 2 minutes.

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    smgray  7 months ago

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men – had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

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    MichaelHelwig  7 months ago

    Man he’s gotta quit sitting on walls.

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    jbduncan  7 months ago

    Could have been a suicide. Did they find a note?

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    Oh no Not Again  7 months ago

    - Nowhere in the rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.-If the horses hadn’t had first go, maybe Humpty would have survived.

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    scpandich  7 months ago

    Bleeb got away from Dalcon!

    (see yesterday’s comic)

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    gmu328  7 months ago

    does mcphearson put those little creatures with antennas in all his cartoon now? i looked at a few in 2010, 2014 and didn’t see any. or is this a sporadic thing? now he has may attention on this

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 7 months ago

    I thought it was egg white on his face, but it was snot.

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 7 months ago

    My old eyes can’t tell but is that Dalcon under Humpty?

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    Spence12 Premium Member 7 months ago

    I never understood Humpty. An egg cracks and something live comes out but for him, it’s his death? Or if he’s got yolk inside like a store-bought egg, how in the world is this scary nightmare alive?

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    That can happen when you life on the edge.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    Someone go get a really big skillet and at least a pound of butter…

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    That’s him all over……

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 7 months ago

    I will bet this guy never attempts CPR again! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Keep your sunny side up, Bleeb! :)

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    geese28  7 months ago

    Well don’t just stand there…..pull out your phones and take humpty’s picture

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    the lost wizard  7 months ago

    Hard boiled types.

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    lannydstrain  7 months ago

    Dacon or Argor may have pushed Humpty.

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    Herd of Turtles  7 months ago

    Yall just Crack me up.

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    kodipepper  7 months ago

    where does it say humpty was an egg?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  7 months ago

    Did Humpty fall, or was he really pushed?

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