Close to Home by John McPherson for April 10, 2021

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    Baarorso  almost 3 years ago

    That’s a real “crack up” if you ask me.;-D

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    parallel2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    If he only would’ve gone over easy he wouldn’t be so scrambled now.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    And tie, and shoes, & …

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    What started as a bad yoke turned into a shattering experience

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    TStyle78  almost 3 years ago

    Is that how that saying started?

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    SheMc  almost 3 years ago

    Oh dear Humpty, the kings men & horses are on their way but I fear they won’t be able to help!!!

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    That’s what can happen when you stand too close.

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    danholt  almost 3 years ago

    More like his shoes…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Ew! I hate runny yolk!

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    flemmingo  almost 3 years ago

    Bleeb can’t look at the horror of Humpty cracked!

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    vacman  almost 3 years ago

    You think you’ve got it bad…?

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    zerotvus  almost 3 years ago

    scrambled eggs anyone?

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    A dozen egg-calent replies when I entered this one.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ten egg jokes in ten seconds. GO!

    Egg-splain yourself

    I use the egg-spress lane

    eggspresso’s are eggcellent

    The doctor egg-zamined me

    Eat to many eggs, you get eggzema

    Get lots of eggs-ersize

    What’s that eggs-pression on your face

    Eggs marks the spot

    My head needs to be egg-zamined

    Now I’m eggs-hausted

    NEXT!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Splatter is a thing dude. Better hoof it before the authorities show up and start asking the guy on the ground what happened and he says “Some one pushed me.”. ..can you prove it wasn’t you?

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    Less Monday... More Friday  almost 3 years ago

    The yolks on you

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 3 years ago

    The hard boiled detective should be here in about 2 minutes.

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    smgray  almost 3 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men – had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 3 years ago

    Man he’s gotta quit sitting on walls.

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    jbduncan  almost 3 years ago

    Could have been a suicide. Did they find a note?

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    Oh no Not Again  almost 3 years ago

    - Nowhere in the rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.-If the horses hadn’t had first go, maybe Humpty would have survived.

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    scpandich  almost 3 years ago

    Bleeb got away from Dalcon!

    (see yesterday’s comic)

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    gmu328  almost 3 years ago

    does mcphearson put those little creatures with antennas in all his cartoon now? i looked at a few in 2010, 2014 and didn’t see any. or is this a sporadic thing? now he has may attention on this

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    PO' DAWG  almost 3 years ago

    I thought it was egg white on his face, but it was snot.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 3 years ago

    My old eyes can’t tell but is that Dalcon under Humpty?

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    Spence12 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I never understood Humpty. An egg cracks and something live comes out but for him, it’s his death? Or if he’s got yolk inside like a store-bought egg, how in the world is this scary nightmare alive?

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    That can happen when you life on the edge.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Someone go get a really big skillet and at least a pound of butter…

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    That’s him all over……

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I will bet this guy never attempts CPR again! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Keep your sunny side up, Bleeb! :)

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Well don’t just stand there…..pull out your phones and take humpty’s picture

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    Hard boiled types.

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    Aficionado  almost 3 years ago

    Dacon or Argor may have pushed Humpty.

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 3 years ago

    Yall just Crack me up.

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    kodipepper  almost 3 years ago

    where does it say humpty was an egg?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 3 years ago

    Did Humpty fall, or was he really pushed?

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