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Close to Home by John McPherson for April 07, 2021

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    Leojim  6 days ago

    Lookout Bleeb, Dalcon is sneaking up behind you. It looks like he wants to introduce you to a club, and not the fun kind!

    OR……maybe he’s just looking for a peek also.

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    ronaldspence  6 days ago

    In today’s litigious culture, those people might end up owning the dental practice…

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    Wilde Bill  6 days ago

    This isn’t the only reason I hate peanut brittle.

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    TStyle78  6 days ago

    Wouldn’t work on me. I don’t eat things made of peanuts.

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    Baarorso  6 days ago

    What’s that peanut brittle got in it-concrete? ;/

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 6 days ago

    Subtle, Doc.

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    nosirrom  6 days ago

    Malpractice suits too.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 6 days ago

    What’s next? Jawbreakers?

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    Doug K  6 days ago

    Nilmont Dental: Full Service Dentistry:

    “We Solve and Cause Dental Problems.”

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    Chris  6 days ago

    you guys are terrible.

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    Prey  6 days ago

    Just a thought, why would you use a toothpaste dentists recommend? If it worked they would lose patients?

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    Jeffin Premium Member 6 days ago

    Is his first name Al? As in Al-dente?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 days ago

    The dentist in my neighborhood is right next to the Andy’s Ice Cream place. Seems a bit co-dependent to me.

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    PoodleGroomer  6 days ago

    The hard stuff that breaks teeth isn’t as dangerous as the firm stuff that fuses your jaw shut and pulls fillings.

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    William Green Premium Member 6 days ago

    Actually, the #1 cause of tooth fractures is popcorn. Salad croutons also make a significant contribution to unexpected visits to the dentist. And finally, those insidious pieces of shell that make their way into packages of nuts that go undetected until we bite one.

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    Michael G.  6 days ago

    Business generating business of itself!

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    geese28  6 days ago

    Now with a lot more “crunch”

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 6 days ago

    Costco… any thing free seniors will eat it.

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    spaceagesoul  6 days ago

    I’ve never been able to stomach peanut brittle. Even as a kid, I thought it looked like chunks of dried vomit. Then my cousin puked up peanut brittle, confirmed my suspicion. It looked exactly the same but in liquid form…

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    cactusbob333  6 days ago

    Beware the stale Peeps and candy corn.

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    mistercatworks  6 days ago

    Of course, the dental hygienists aren’t too happy.

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    thelost wizard  6 days ago

    The local allergist also made a fortune.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 6 days ago

    “Yes Doctor Nilmont, the peanut brittle was an awesome idea! We’re also expecting the Tooth Fairy with a large delivery of used dentures, too!”

    “Although, she said, after this delivery, she won’t be doing it anymore… sump’n about having to “drink a glass of water” or sump’n… I’m not really sure what she meant by that, but she just said: “I’m out!”…….シ

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    BHALL77801  6 days ago

    That’s like the dentist that give kids a lollypop after every filling or cleaning!!

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    dv  6 days ago

    An old dentist of mine in San Diego really did provide full size three musketeers bars as you left. I asked about it, they said it was good advertising because all the patients would tell others that they couldn’t believe the dentist would do that.

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    scpandich  6 days ago

    Behind you, Bleeb!

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    cuzinron47  6 days ago

    It does appear to be cracking them up.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 5 days ago

    This was a great article. In 1966-68 I actually was a dental student in San Francisco. Didn’t finish, but it was a great time to be living in that city !!

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    jbduncan  5 days ago

    Dentists don’t have to do anything. Candy companies and holidays provide them with all the patients they can handle.

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    donut reply  1 day ago

    Chocolate covered expresso beans did a job on my teeth.

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