Close to Home by John McPherson for October 29, 2020

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    allen@home  12 months ago

    One thing was left off your navigation system. Sharpen claws on furniture then nap.

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    Leojim  12 months ago

    Poor little pussy….cat,

    Oh wait, life isn’t much different as a dog isn’t it?!

    Bleeb ……. dogs, cat, humans, what’s the difference? The big question for the poor little alien.

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    whahoppened  12 months ago

    If it’s been an especially boring day, hid under the front bush, then give the chihuahua a bad time until he breaks his leash!!

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    geese28  12 months ago

    8pm: chase the dreaded laser pointer

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    bookworm0812  12 months ago

    It left out a step: “Meow to be let out.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago

    So that’s why cats keep getting lost. They follow all of those instructions while going in a straight line.

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    epaphus8  12 months ago

    Those instructions are missing a few critical steps: “Throw up hairball on living room rug. Immediately meow to be let out again. Then back in. Out. In.”

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    cactusbob333  12 months ago

    When you’re inside, meow to go out; when you’re outside, meow to come in. Repeat a dozen times; then do the other stuff.

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    Prey  12 months ago

    And I thought is was “Wake up, hate everything, make everyones life a misery, demand food, shred the furnishings, nap!”

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    vorlon42  12 months ago

    Sounds more like a cat’s day planner. Run for your life, Bleeb!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 12 months ago

    Sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep eat sleep sleep sleep sleep poop sleep sleep sleep zoomies in the living room sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep start over.

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    scpandich  12 months ago

    Look out, Bleeb! That cat doesn’t look too bright and might mistake you for a bug!

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 12 months ago

    Hi Little Alien Dude! Hi Everyone! Waving back at you Bleeb! :)

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 12 months ago

    That sounds more like a dog’s routine. Cats are much more considered in their habits. They deliberately patrol and investigate their territories, and are exploratory of what’s beyond, given the opportunity. There’s a reason we have the expression, Curiosity killed the cat.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 12 months ago

    This one is so perfect I had to share it with my cat group on Facebook!

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 12 months ago

    Lots of catmatic catterel here today.

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    Betrayral In The Common Room  12 months ago

    this also could work out for dogs

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