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Close to Home by John McPherson for October 18, 2020

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    wldhrsy2luv  about 2 months ago

    Sold!

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    leelandjohnson116  about 2 months ago

    Ya, but does it cure snoring?

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    nosirrom  about 2 months ago

    And for only $399 you can get the pheromone upgrade.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 2 months ago

    So it combats farts with farts … er, fire with fire?

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Question is, which one of them did the farting just then? Let’s not assume it was the man, even if it probably was.

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    Yardley701  about 2 months ago

    I have often wondered why men seem to belch and pass gas so much?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It works like inkjet printers. The initial cost is only an extra $100, but the refills are a little pricey.

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    brick10  about 2 months ago

    Cheap at twice the price.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The $1,699 model only comes with a car air freshener hanging from the headboard.

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    jbduncan  about 2 months ago

    Does the bed vibrate, too?

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    htenhoeve  about 2 months ago

    worth every penny

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    davanden  about 2 months ago

    Apparently, women never fart.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member about 2 months ago

    See today’s Edge City for a future customer.

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “I’m sorry folks, it wasn’t you laying on the bed that activated the herbal deodorizers after all. Apparently, I stepped on some kind of yellow bug!”

    “I NEED A CLEANUP IN MATTRESSES.”

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    Buckeye67  about 2 months ago

    The mattress appears to be Bleeb approved.

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    b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f  about 2 months ago

    Take a dam shower first.

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    DondiDoo  about 2 months ago

    In my neighborhood herbal means something else.

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    epaphus8  about 2 months ago

    Another marriage saved! I hope they sell the deodorizer refills in an economy size.

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    BHALL77801  about 2 months ago

    The pillow thinks the guy just farted…

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    dmagoon202ii  about 2 months ago

    The guy on the mattress resembles Al Bundy.

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    ex window inspector  about 2 months ago

    With a face like hers, why does he want to be within 100 miles of her? But she could say the same.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member about 2 months ago

    What if one farts while lighting a cigarette? Does the bed automatically squirt out water?

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    geese28  about 2 months ago

    Does it come in apple cinnamon or cucumber melon?

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