Ya, but does it cure snoring?
And for only $399 you can get the pheromone upgrade.
So it combats farts with farts … er, fire with fire?
Question is, which one of them did the farting just then? Let’s not assume it was the man, even if it probably was.
I have often wondered why men seem to belch and pass gas so much?
It works like inkjet printers. The initial cost is only an extra $100, but the refills are a little pricey.
Cheap at twice the price.
The $1,699 model only comes with a car air freshener hanging from the headboard.
Does the bed vibrate, too?
worth every penny
Apparently, women never fart.
See today’s Edge City for a future customer.
“I’m sorry folks, it wasn’t you laying on the bed that activated the herbal deodorizers after all. Apparently, I stepped on some kind of yellow bug!”
“I NEED A CLEANUP IN MATTRESSES.”
The mattress appears to be Bleeb approved.
Take a dam shower first.
In my neighborhood herbal means something else.
Another marriage saved! I hope they sell the deodorizer refills in an economy size.
The pillow thinks the guy just farted…
The guy on the mattress resembles Al Bundy.
With a face like hers, why does he want to be within 100 miles of her? But she could say the same.
What if one farts while lighting a cigarette? Does the bed automatically squirt out water?
Does it come in apple cinnamon or cucumber melon?
August 21, 2015