Close to Home by John McPherson for September 17, 2020


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    allen@home  3 months ago

    Man that gal has a set of lungs on her. Just thinking of doing that for a eight hour shift makes my chest hurt.

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    TStyle78  3 months ago

    Surprised she doesn’t pass out from all of the huffing and puffing. Seems like as better job for The Big Bad wolf.

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    [Unnamed Reader - c91c61]  3 months ago

    Lucy and Ethel should breeze thru this job.

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    Um…she’s unclear on the subject — that’s not what her boyfriend wanted.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    She is literally working at a blow job! LOL!!!

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    David Henderson  3 months ago

    She had better look out. She could lose her job to a hair dryer.

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    eddie6192  3 months ago

    She’s literally a blowhard.

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    Joseph McFarlane Premium Member 3 months ago

    I learned a neat trick with Birthday candle. Take any birthday cards you get and whip them back and forth over the candles. More sanitary especially nowadays.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Get Dhalsim on this….oh wait

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s Thursday and we should probably check on cartoon boy to see if he and Bleeb are finished re-paintin’ my garage… or we could just continue on with entertainin’ ourselves!

    Here’s sump’n to ponder… Let’s say you suffer from Paranoia, so you go to a bookstore to buy a book about it, and you ask the guy behind the counter: “pardon me, but do you have any books on Paranoia?” And the guy says: “they’re right behind you”……… would you look?

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 3 months ago

    With her seniority Mary was able to land this new job, it sure was a step up from the exploding cigar department.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Must….fight….urge…to…make..inappropriate…..comment. AAArrrrrgh!

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    random boredom  3 months ago

    Clearly a pre-Covid job.

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    She’s got a talent….

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    b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f  3 months ago

    Wonder how they pack them.

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    thelost wizard  3 months ago

    Is a song by The Hollies or The Police appropriate here?

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Better than the bomb testing job Bugs Bunny had.

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  3 months ago

    This job discriminates against asthmatics. We must burn the factory down now and loot everything in the surrounding twelve blocks

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Pre-lit trick candles is gonna be a problem.

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    Plods with ... Premium Member 3 months ago


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