Close to Home by John McPherson for September 16, 2020


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    allen@home  about 1 month ago

    That gal has a problem. Time to find a new roommate Holly.

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    Leojim  about 1 month ago

    My first year in college my roommate completely decimated my colored Marker set. Then he told me I needed to get a new set because they were used up. I hadn’t used them once lol. I just shook my head and said okay and left it at that.

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    Wilde Bill  about 1 month ago

    She should be tested for OCD.

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    eromlig  about 1 month ago

    It took four to wipe the sarcasm off her face. Either that, or Bleeb took off with them. (Could be why he isn’t here today…)

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Go directly to the housing office. Do not pass Registry. Do not visit the bursar to check on your scholarship. Go directly to housing.

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    whahoppened  about 1 month ago

    Your choice, 4 tissues, or snot allover the rug!

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    Back to Big Mike  about 1 month ago

    That’s because she’s at U of M. She would be with a better class of students at Michigan State.

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    derdave969  about 1 month ago

    Captain Queeg’s niece goes to college.

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    danholt Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Is her last name Queeg?

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    LeeYoung Premium Member about 1 month ago

    At PSU, we were stuck with ‘that’ roommate for a semester. We had tri-semesters back then 12 total senester). I went thru 10 roommates. Two of the semesters, both in spring, I had my own room. I was really unlucky with roommates.

    Hey wait… you think that maybe…..? Nahhhhhhhhh. :)

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 1 month ago

    You could avoid this problem by switching to handkerchiefs.

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    jbduncan  about 1 month ago

    You miscounted, I put them back after I used them.

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    bobblumenfeld  about 1 month ago

    I want to know how she put them back last night that they’re so neat this morning.

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    geese28  about 1 month ago

    Definitely need to social distance from her

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    It’s Wednesday and another rerun, so cartoon boy is still on vacation. That’s okay, as long as he finishes re-staining my Gazebo. Welp… on with entertaining ourselves.

    So this guy takes the bus downtown to his office, and his bus stop is still one block from his building. Walking that block to his office takes him past an asylum with this ten-foot tall wooden privacy fence that runs the length of the block. While walking down the sidewalk, he can hear some guy on the other side keeping up with him as he walks. All he can hear is: “nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein.” He can’t really see between the fence boards, but thinks to himself, “hmm, he must be speaking German”, and he keeps walking. Finally, at the end of the fence, he sees a knothole in one of the boards and stops to look through it. All of a sudden, he gets a finger poked in his eye from the other side… and he hears: “ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten!”

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Are we gonna have issues that require tissues?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Time to look for a room off campus. Hurry!

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    raybarb44  about 1 month ago

    Move now before it’s too late…….

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    thelost wizard  about 1 month ago

    Cry me a river.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    You’ve been quarantined too long when you start counting the tissues in the box. Although this is pre-pandemic, it’s appropriate these days.

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    Spacetech  about 1 month ago

    Where are their masks?

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    tinstar  about 1 month ago

    Oh, cry me a river. Uh, wait, you don’t have quite enough tissues.

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    abraxas  about 1 month ago

    I’d say she passed her OCD test.

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