Close to Home by John McPherson for June 05, 2020

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    Leojim  almost 3 years ago

    Well from the looks of exhibit A, I would say it was an old wrinkly and amply filled out derriere.

    Doggone, am I a buttologist!!?!! Gasp.

    Well at least Bleeb appears to be amused LOL

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    SHIVA  almost 3 years ago

    I wonder if he has to smell the impression to verify the occupant!!

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    whahoppened  almost 3 years ago

    If you can do that, you’ve made an impression!

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    jivanimark  almost 3 years ago

    He’s always the butt of all the jokes.

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    cdward  almost 3 years ago

    That’s gluttial forensics expert to you, pal.

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    Stevefk  almost 3 years ago

    I can’t wait until the rebuttal of his testimony!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    They sat in the chair naked?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sure why not. We make up sciences and experts all the time. Though, in truth, some areas of studies are ‘wider’ than others.

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    iwontgiveit  almost 3 years ago

    soooo. I like the hinges on the little door. Looks like the guy from “there I fixed it” put them on as the match the wood so well.

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    Michael G.  almost 3 years ago

    I wonder which now-defunct “university” issued him his degree?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Does he sniff bicycle seats too?

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    favm  almost 3 years ago

    I like his name.

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    RobinHood  almost 3 years ago

    I don’t about that guys credentials, but that imprint is clearly Shatner.

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    jonlaw  almost 3 years ago

    They’ll get to the bottom of it.

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    I have a seat at Rock Bottom University.

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    Rabies65  almost 3 years ago

    What if the suspect has a twin, or appeared in Orphan Black?

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 3 years ago

    A bottom feeder.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well counselor, in all my years in Buttology, I’ve never CRACKED a case quite like this. This really chaps my butt! I sent the Buttographer to the crime scene to check for butt-prints, then he accidentally butt-dialed me on his cell phone, and said; something stinks and just wasn’t right! Then it hit me, how could I be such a horses-butt? The butt-cheek pattern is all wrong! I sat so long pondering the evidence that my butt went to sleep. So I stood up, and it bit me right in the butt! This isn’t a REAL butt-print! This, your Honor, DUHN-DUHN-DUHHHHN!!!….is actually another butt-Xerox from last nights office party!

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Let me guess, the office printer was the victim here?

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    CrzyDyeman  almost 3 years ago

    Everybody needs a hobby

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 3 years ago

    No butts about it…

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    Plods with ...™  almost 3 years ago

    The judge thinks it’s phunny too

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Hi Everyone!!!!!!!! Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!!! No, no, Bleeb! You mustn’t write “DR. FRONK IS A BUTTHEAD” on the jury box!!!!!!!! :)

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    He is imminently qualified to tell you when to butt out.

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 3 years ago

    Strong Bad would be impressed.

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    jbduncan  almost 3 years ago

    Hope the defense attorney doesn’t make an ass of himself.

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    coffeemugman  almost 3 years ago

    This sort of thing is what can put juries to sleep during the trial…

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