Close to Home by John McPherson for May 23, 2020

I’m pulling for you to win this big guy. Much rather go fishing. I think Bleeb also wants you to win.

Make sure he doesn’t cheat with the drawer handles, Bleeb!

Actually, they both sound rather horrid.

With that evil look in her eyes and that fearful look in his eyes, we all know how this ends. Say hello to Auntie Bleeb!

I would suggest they take separate vacations together.

A poster for Newark? Was there something to see there?

Hmmm, Haven’t heard from travel agencies in months. Wonder why?

That decision is a no-brainer – the Yukon wins every time.

Newark…THE travel destination…

Tension in the Arms Race!

Go, girl, go!

The Yukon sounds great, but I have no desire to fish.

If it’s a draw, Aunt Carlotta end up in the Yukon.

Can’t he fish in Madrid?

“Let me put my purse down and kick your behind.” “Have you ever been to a bull fight?”

Oh trust me. If he wins and has to be with her in the wilderness instead of Madrid, he loses. Big time!

Get ready to say hello to Aunt Carlotta.

If Bleeb takes on the winner and wins, does he get to chose?

Bon voyage.

Oh baby! Fishing in the Yukon! I’m there. (he’ll probably have a better time without his wife. Why not send her to Spain?)

Bleebs got winners…and a win fir him gets him a trip to とにはありとう or the とにはおれ! Or any other planet of his choosing.

I would think a trip to Newark would be an adventure tour all to its self!

He believes that he’s going to lose and is reaching into the drawer to get out the gun and shoot himself. La tia is not his favorite.

Compromise… Go fishing in Madrid.

Those are some high stakes!

Do it for the trout, man!