Close to Home by John McPherson for August 03, 2018

Maybe there’s a “vibrate” button on here too.

“Uh-oh. We’re an Apple family and only have lightning chargers. Hope her twin came equipped with the correct ‘dongle’.”

I’ve heard of “wired families”, but this is ridiculous.

Maybe that explains why the wife was on that laptop a little TOO much…

I suppose it was only a matter of time…

A portentous occurrence.

This is why I’m polite to Alexa, and thank her for her answers. They are going to take over!

Its a navel assault!

Looks like a battery indicator to me. She’s about ready for a nap.

“I’m sorry, honey. That weekend you were away on that business trip. I was all alone with Siri, one thing led to another, and…

Bet you put the cable in upside down on the first attempt.

I’d let her run down at night before recharging…

One morning we’ll all wake up to you the question, “What are you doing Dave?” and when we protest that isn’t our name (assuming are names aren’t already David, Dave, etc.) it will retort with, “It is now.” and that’s when we’ll know the end is here.

…And that, children, is the story of how the first Borg from Star Trek was born.

They got that sheet down disturbingly fast.

She musta been fooling around with a robot.

You got some ’splaining to do.

Maybe AI robots will take over. If they look like Alicia Vikander in “EX MACHINA” ; I’ll have to think about whether or not it’s a bad thing!

And the Kusanagis were so proud of little Motoko.

Is that Seven of Nine’s Baby?