Close to Home by John McPherson for June 03, 2016

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    I wonder if you can exercise while wearing one of those. Oh, wait…who am I kidding? So much for plan “B”.

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    Peter Rabbit is addicted to carrot patches.

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    angelfiredragon  over 5 years ago

    Just only buy healthy food that will make the child do one of two things.

    1. they may eat it when they get hungry enough or2. They may get a job and buy their own junk food.

    Either way I see it as a win, even kids under 16 can get misc jobs in most area’s. I did paper deliver and worked on a farm when I was well under 16. Yeah the pay sucked but they worked around school and it gave me some income.

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    richardj  over 5 years ago

    The asparagus patch makes your pee smell funny.

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    Dewed  over 5 years ago

    They do make vitamin patches. They work great for people with absorption issues. Like after weight loss surgery.

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    bookworm0812  over 5 years ago

    If these were a real thing, I’d be all set!

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    Perkycat  over 5 years ago

    That’s the only way broccoli would get in my system.

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    paranormal  over 5 years ago

    I like broccoli and Brussel sprouts. Lima beans so-so.

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    mkraeski Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Me too. Lima beans = ick! (It’s the texture!! [gag])

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    Nicole™  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I could use a few of those patches myself. I hardly eat any veggies these days.

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    hippogriff  over 5 years ago

    Martha KraeskiWell, if you cook them into mush, I guess so. They should be firm but with no risk of breaking a tooth. They should have a bean texture and I don’t mean frijoles refrietos either. Salt and a little pork fat during the cooking also helps.

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    Marilyn Kasper Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I think this is a great idea. I’m really bad eating veggies.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 5 years ago

    Best of luck with that!

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