I knew it!
Don’t worry, it’ll come out of the estate.
So you can’t die until you pay your parking tickets? That’s the ticket to immortality.
So that’s how reincarnation works!
I remember the virgin in “Reapers” that was sitting on a park bench and lusted after a pretty lady who happened to be married. He was struck dead at that moment and ended up in Hell for coveting another man’s wife. Now that is harsh?
I remember a Bill Cosby routine where he was talking about how the Catholic church used to prohibit eating meat on Fridays. Then they changed the rule, “but I bet there’s still a lot of people in hell doing time on a meat rap.”
I’m thankful my entrance is not based on works that I’ve done or not done. If that were true, it’d be totally impossible for any of us to get in
August 21, 2015
November 05, 2017