Close to Home by John McPherson for September 27, 2012

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    interceptor  almost 10 years ago

    When they graduate, they’ll be sure to wear mortarboards.

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    daniel_bel  almost 10 years ago

    Still needs working on. As it is, one has to live fairly close to the school.

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    James Hopkins  almost 10 years ago

    Once they go to college in another country she’ll have to upgrade to an ICBM.

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    battle of plattsburgh  almost 10 years ago

    May not be legal your school district; please check with local authorities before engaging martar.

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    philyfanstukinmi  almost 10 years ago

    Sometimes she has to send silver wear, so she then becomes a mortar forker.

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    LingeeWhiz  almost 10 years ago

    Yeah, but who catches it?

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    richardj  almost 10 years ago

    And when the kids are really late …

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    Digital Frog  almost 10 years ago

    it’s a good old fashioned bricks-and-mortar school.

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    ncalifgirl58  almost 10 years ago

    I need one of those! lol

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    tbritt99  almost 10 years ago

    Before I read it, I thought it was toast.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    My baby bro was in the Iraq fighting. They were in an area where insurgents where firing off these hand held motars. He heard a loud bang and they went to check it out. They found several dead insurgents about a dead guy with a hand held motar. One guy had a video camera. They replayed it. He was dropping rounds into the tube saying the words. He made it to four rounds. I guess he forgot the military has the radar that can detect incoming rounds and figure a return fire solution. He was the receiver of an 80mm return shot, dead on target. That was the bang they heard. She had better be careful of the return shot.

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    galanti  almost 10 years ago

    PVC pipe; a barbeque grill igniter and hair spray make a very good “potatoe delivery system.”

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    alan.gurka  almost 10 years ago

    Must be Bazooka Joe’s mom.

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