Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 16, 2022
Dee: My last at-bat in the last game of the season and my last chance to hit my first home run. Ungh! I clobbered it! It's got the distance! Stay in! Stay in! Aww-- foul ball! Boy: Uh-- that ball was fould from the moment it left the bat. Dee: You haven't heard of wind blowing a ball back fair? Boy: Dude, you pulled that ball so badly it landed in the parking lot. Dee: You haven't heard ot freakish, gale-force wind gusts? You get the weather channel on basic cable, you know. Umpire: I think you hit my car.