Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 26, 2021
Man: I hope you're proud of the "win," coach! You should be ashamed of yourself for teaching your players to cheat! You're turning those girls into thugs! Man 2: Go tell it to Oprah, loser. Man 1: Oprah? This game was more like Jerry Springer! You parents should be ashamed for letting your coach teach dirty soccer! Edith: Uh, Dad, maybe you should go muzzle Mr. Pruitt. Girl: Daddy...! Tippit: Yeah... just as soon as he says something I disagree with. Man 1: And where's that crummy ref?!