Youth Soccer Fans 101. How to drive a mini van loaded with kids. 101.1 Bag Chairs. 101.2 Treats. 101.3 Sunscreen. 101.4 Hydration. 101.5 How to cheer and not criticize when ignorant of the laws of the game.
Soccer Fans 101. Learning to blow the Vuvuzela. 101.1 Learning the words to You’ll Never Walk Alone. 101.2 Drums Drums Drums. 101.3 How to shout Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll!!!! 101.4 Olé Olé Olé and or dance the Samba. 101.5 How to shout that’s Offside! Hand Ball! and Come On Ref! with the proper inflection.
Soccer hooliganism 101. It starts with copious consumption of beer. 101.1 Moves on to Bawdy songs and Racist chants. 101.2 How to urinate in plastic bags and throw them at the opposing team when they take a corner kick. 101.3 Throwing coins from the upper deck at referees. 101.4 Throwing Vespa’s from the top of the stands to the roads and walkways behind the stands. Bonus points for hitting a policeman. 101.5 How to Riot and Street Fight.
August 01, 2014