Cleats by Bill Hinds for April 07, 2021
Edith: I can't belive you're going on a date with "Coach Cutie." Tippit: It's just dinner, Edith. Edith: Well, eat like you always eat. Don't try to fake her out with "date eating." Tippit: "Date eating"? Edith: Yeah, eating all nice and neat so the pretty lady will think you're civilized. Tippit: As opposed to...? Edith: Dad, have you ever noticed that after you're through eating there's food on the wall behind you?