Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 02, 2021
Raymond: Girls, time for an aggression drill. Peri, you go to that side of the field...and Abby the other side. When I blow the whistle, you race to the middle of the field, win the ball, and score in your goal. Peri, in this goal...Abby in that goal. Peri: I'm taking you down, goldilocks. Abby: In your dreams, dreadilocks. Raymond: C'mon girls, take that attitude outta your mouth and put it in youe cleats. Peri: Eeww--it's kind of prickly. Abby: That would be mouth-in-hoof disease. Raymond: Ah'm waitin', girls.