Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 17, 2020
Peri: Edith, looks to me like your dad is smitten with the Dingoes' coach. Abby: Yeah, Edith. Maybe your single dad has found a single mom. Peri: I know a girl on that team. The coach isn't a single mom of one of the players. Edith: Whew. Peri: She's a single aunt of one of the players. Edith: Warning! Warning! Going to Defcon 1.