Cleats by Bill Hinds for February 18, 2020
Man #1: When Doyle Jr. told us he wanted to play soccer, I told my wife we ought to point the boy toward an American sport like baseball or shootin'. But the little guy really likes to kick that ball around. Gary: Shootin'? Man #1: You know, shootin' at empty cans and rats down at the landfill. Gary: They have a league for that? Man #1: Not official or anything.