Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 30, 2011
Edith: Hey, Dad, you know how you want me to be more sociable and do things with the girls off the soccer field? Coach Tippit: Yes, Edith. Edith: I want to have a sleepover for my birthday, Coach: Sleepover...? Edith: It's like a bivouac, Dad. Coach: Oh. Fine, Edith, but be sensible about how many... Edith: I already invited the whole team. Coach: All 16 girls? That's not a bivouac. That's an occupation.