Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 22, 2008
Mondo: Abby, I can't believe you watch college football all weekend like Jack does. Abby: Oh no, I'm really into the fight for the national title. You should be too. Mondo: Uh-huh... you know, this whole thing could be a way for women to distract and control men, like holding a shiny object in front of a dog. Abby: One of the boys is on to us.