Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 07, 2007
Peri: Coach, the more we run, the more co2 we produce. Just another case of humans causing global warming, which will raise the sea level 20 feet, probably putting these soccer fields underwater. Raymond: The U.N. panel has revised its prediction from 20 feet to 24 inches - and that's in a hundred years. I think we'll be safe through the end of our tournament schedule. So get going. Three laps. Peri: Denier!