Cleats by Bill Hinds for June 22, 2005
Transcript:
Grampa: Welcome to the first day of Grampa Olver's old-time baseball camp. Jerome, by the end of camp, your pitching will be unhittable. And Dee, I'm going to shape you into a batter who can get a hit off any pitcher. I can only do this because you play on the same team. If you ever faced each other at the plate, it might cause a rip in the fabric of reality.