Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 17, 2005
Girl: Michael, come show Abby how you never miss a shot. Michael: I'm busy. Girl: You spend 4 hours a day flattening your butt while you play those video games. Just take a few minutes to showoff your freakish basketball skill, okay? Michael: Open up your door across the hall, and your window over the driveway. I'll bounce one in from here. Girl: No, do a shot you haven't practiced.