Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 16, 2005
Abby: We need another player. Hey, why don't we get your brother to play "horse" with us? Girl: Bad idea. He won't do it. Abby: Is he afraid we'll make fun of him? It's just "horse," not some athletic event. Girl: IT's not that. It would be no challenge for him. He never misses. Abby: What do you mean? Girl: I mean he never misses a shot. He's automatic. Abby: Why isn't he playing on a basketball team? Girl: Running, dribbling, sweating - also things he never does.