Cleats by Bill Hinds for December 21, 2004
Coach Nordling: At this late date, son, we probably won't have a lot of trees to choose from, but we can probably negotiate a bargain price. And look, the first tree we walk up to is perfect! Salesman: I'll knock $10 off the price if you buy it before you see the other side. Coach Nordling: See what I mean, son?