Cleats by Bill Hinds for October 15, 2004
Mom: Coach. Coach: You'll have to talk to me after practice, ma'am. Stop your cryin' and get your butt up off the ground, Newton! Mom: Coach, some of the other moms and I have been talking about your training style, and we feel we just had to say something. Coach: I don't see those arms pumping! Get those hands up! Move it! Mom: We would like you to put together an excercise program for us. Coach: Okay - whoever's mother this is, is doing 50 extra up-an-downs after practice! Boy: Awwww-mom!!