Cleats by Bill Hinds for February 28, 2004
Abby: Your Dad joined Coach Cutie's book club? Edith: Yes, and it was his turn to pick a book to read. He had picked David Beckham's autobiography until he found out that the book club was mostly men. So he went with one of his favorite "guy" books. Abby: Too bad for the women in the group. Woman: Honey, Did you know if you thrust a bayonet flat, it won't get stuck in a ribcage?