Cleats by Bill Hinds for February 26, 2004
Edith: Don't just bend at the waist, bend those knees, rookie! Tippit: Hey, coach, I may be a rookie, but these knees are grizzled veterans. Edith: Your book club debut is tomorrow! There's no way I can shape you into a bibliophile by then! Woman: Excuse me, I know this isn't a library, but we do like to keep whistles to a minimum here. Edith: We should've practiced more at that used bookstore.