Cleats by Bill Hinds for June 18, 2003
Man 1: That kid should go back to that non-sport, soccer. Man 2: Yeah. Jerome's Grandfather: You guys shouldn't knock soccer if you haven't seen it. Man 1: Oh yeah, I'm dying to see one of those 0-0 tie games. Jerome's Grandfather: You fools wear your ignorance on your head like a big ugly hat! It's a match, not a game. Narrow-minded sports bigots! Jerome's Dad: You go, Dad! Jerome's Grandfather: Hush up! It's your fault Jerome's playing that wimpy euro-sport.