Cleats by Bill Hinds for October 24, 2002
Walt (Bailey's dad): This sports bookstore is great. They must have eveyr soccer book ever published. Here's "Soccer for Dummies"... and "Soccer for the Clueless"... "Soccer for Dumb Idiot" ... "Soccer for Know-Nothings"... "The Lame-o's Guide to Soccer". The publishing world can be very cruel. Coach Nordling: This is nothing. You should see the titles in the golf section.