Cleats by Bill Hinds for June 18, 2002
Peri: You know who's a hottie soccer player? Brian McBride. And the Brazilian Ronaldo is a cutie. Abby: And that English striker, David Beckham. And that midfielder, Otto von Gupernick. This really is the World Cup of hotties. Jack: Stop it! I'm outta here! You two are ruining the World Cup! Peri: Otto von Gubernick? Abby: I made that one up. Peri: If there was a World Cup for bugging the boy next door, you'd win it every time.