Cleats by Bill Hinds for April 24, 2002
Coach Tippit: Mr. Pruitt, Dawn is a very important member of our team... Mr. Pruitt: Then why is she averaging only 17.5 minutes per game? And much less in important game situations? Dawn: Daddy, don't... Mr. Pruitt: I just happen to have the stats of every game broken down and analyzed for you. Come on, sweetie, the coach has some studying to do. Edith: Psst, Dad. Arthur Andersen has some used paper shredders up for auction on ebay.