Cleats by Bill Hinds for April 23, 2002
Dad: Coach, I am not going to sit by and watch my daughter being shortchanged for playing time. Abby: Poor Dawn. She must be so embarassed. Dawn: Daddy, please... Dad: Don't worry, Twinkle. Daddy will take care of this. Abby: Twinkle...? Edith: According to the humiliat-o-meter, she just blew by embarassed and went straight to mortified. Dad: Coach, you should know I'm a lawyer.