Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 06, 2002
Ref #1: The law is NO jewelry, not tape over the earrings to get the game started. I'm going to use your jewelry, some glue and this soccer ball to show you how dangerous earrings can be in a soccer match. Take these band-aids. Ref #2: Am I supposed to tape my ears, or what? Ref #1: They're for after you've headed this ball a few times. Ref #2: I get the point...er...points.