Cleats by Bill Hinds for February 25, 2002
Trainer #1: Join us, Raymond. We're watching a U-10 coach trying to explain "offsides" to his team. Trainer #2: It requires several seasons for some kids to understand. It takes that long to go through all the scenarios. Girl #1: Okay, what happens if Stephanie's standing there, but she's standing out-of-bounds? Girl #2: And she's not even in the game? Girl #3: What if she's not really Stephanie but an alien replicant?