Cleats by Bill Hinds for February 17, 2002
Son: Maybe Mom was right--maybe they called the game. Dad: Let's give them five more minutes. Son: Mom said the weather guy said it would pour all weekend. Dad: The weather guy was wearing a duck costume. Son, never listen to a man in a duck suit. This shower will pass and then we'll check the condition of the field. Son: I don't think you call it a "field" anymore, Dad. Dad: Okay, let's head back to the car. Son: We don't have to --it's floating toward us!