Cleats by Bill Hinds for January 21, 2002
Woman: Deanna, thanks for taking over as team mom. Your first task is to remind Moonshadow it's her week to bring the after-game snacks. Jack's Mom: Moonshadow? Woman: Dylan's mom. She's the one who tried to get a petition to stop the league from using leather soccer balls. Jack's Mom: Oh right, she gave up when she couldn't find canvas balls made from organic hemp. Woman: And we convinced her the leather was from free-range cows.